онглийско-медведский словарег

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превед - hallow

чайнег - teepod

примерчег - eggzample

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Ты вот шутишь...

[veron-rus.livejournal.com]

А вот тебе письмо от реально работающего манагера в реальном банке в реальном Пиндостане:

"Attached you will find a spreadsheet showing our goal vs actual for each of our key categories. Simply click on each tab to see this information.
Amazingly, we are having a pretty good year. We had a rough first quarter, but everyone has pitched in and we are back on track for the year.
The only category we are seriously lacking in is checking accounts. Year to date we are behind 50.... if we spread that out it is an additional 16.6
accounts per month or 2.5 per person!!!!!! .. VERY DOABLE!!!!! Let's make
sure that we ask everyone we know to bank with PNC.
Please answer the following questions:
1. What are your actual sales this month?
2. What was your goal?
3. What are your actual sales for the year?
4. What was your goal?
5. How many investment referrals have you given John that you have
received credit for?
6. How many chairs are in the branch?

Please respond back to me by end of day Thursday, October 4."